HFCS:

Cheryl is on a campaign against High Fructose Corn Syrup.
The kids know they're not supposed to eat anything with this forbidden substance.
Michael and Vinny eat eggs for breakfast on Friday mornings--extra protein to help them on their tests in school.
Vinny does not like eggs.
So he tells me, "Carolyn! I can't eat these eggs! They give me high fructose corn syrup!!!"